Email 222g - "Howdy" Emailer 214# A Student of Arnold Murray and the Shepherd's Chapel Attacks My Marriage

Howdy Paul,

I am on my computer now. I’ve been on my tablet, which makes it kind of difficult to compose lengthy, in depth, typed communication. I do not know how long I will get to be on this thing. Unlike you, I share everything 50/50 with my wife.
Got to do it, Paul. Gotta sleep sometime, you know? If you get yer wife angry, things could go real bad for you. I don’t know this as fact, but I heard a story about a guy here in town who, while drunk, slapped his wife, just once. He then went to bed.

His wife and the kids tied him down to the bed and she beat the snot out of him with a golf club. Put knots all over his head. He had to visit the hospital for medical attention. I don’t drink and I have never hit my wife, so I think I should be safe. But you just never know what’s in another person’s mind. Especially when they just sit there and drill a hole through you with their eyes while you’re trying to watch Bonanza or Gun smoke. Kind of creepy, don’t you think?

My wife does not do that, of course. But wouldn’t make you feel funny if you looked up from your computer while bashing of the Shepherd’s chapel and found your wife giving you stinking dirty stares? You’d worry, I bet.